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Yet More Reasons Rednecks Don't Drive LBC's

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Subject: Yet More Reasons Rednecks Don't Drive LBC's
From: "Karl Vacek" <KVacek@Sprynet.com>
Date: Tue, 20 Jul 1999 19:43:12 -0500charset="iso-8859-1"
I forwarded the list's various "Rednecks..." jokes to an
Octagonally-challenged friend of mine, and he added three really great ones.
These are from Dr. Steven Tom of the Atlanta area, who is a great guy even
if he does have lots of those strange MOWOG cars !!


-  Cowboy hats blow off in the wind.

-  The rear window's too small to hold a picture of Calvin urinating on a
Ford/Chevy (pick one) emblem.

...and the number 1 reason:

-  Ain't heavy enough.  Neighbors pick 'em up and steal the cinder blocks!

- Karl Vacek
'66 TR4A - IRS
'64 Amphicar
'16 Ford T Touring
'46 Piper J-3 Cub


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