>I think we should have a game trying to guess why Rich keeps braking his
>vertical links. So heres my top 10 ideas as to why!
>1. Trying to get air in a Spifire is NOT a good thing!
I take it you mean airborne, been there done that!! :-)
>2. Atempting to tranvers sleeping policemen in the road at 35 MPH.
yep, Market Harborough is traffic calming city, well town anyway!!! :-)
>3. Replacing the shock adsorber by a peace of tree.
Hmmmmm, that's an idea!
>4. Jumping up an down in the car or doing somthing to cause that type
>of motion:-)
Oh, it's been a couple of years since I had a bit of human fulfilment in it,
and before anyone says anything, No, I wasn't on my own!!! :-)
>5. Trying to drive in an extreamly strate line by flowing the curb with
>you front wheel.
Nearly did that last night, once whilst waving at someone I knew, then as I
went into an island too fast and had the arse end slide out!!! The cars not
mine!! :-)
>6. A novel way of removing wheel clamps without paying the fine.
Nope, never been clamped!
>7. Realy crap a buying replacements.
until the last one, they had all been s/h ones that I had lying around so that
may pin point the problem. :-)
>8. Hopless at installing replacements.
Thanks!! I think I have the hang of working on it now!!! :-) I have been known
to change both front trunnion bushes in about 10 minutes before!!
>9. Nextdoor neighbour owns a Midget, and sneeks out at night with
>hacksaw.
Nope, he has a Spit, I talked him into buying it!!!
>10. Way to powerfull music system, and realy crap music at with the same
>resonat frequency as the vertica lint.
Naaah, not much chance of that with a goodmans Stereo!!! :-)
>Two extra, forgetting the put a mini round-about in at the end of the
>street. OR your Marmot has gon MAD!
That's what it is, those bloody Marmots, right time to upset the MLF(Marmot
liberation front) and kill a few. :-)
Cheerio
Rich
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