Oh no Brian, you've got it all wrong. Fast and Slow are mixed equally in the
atmosphere. It takes a special compound (gasoline) to separate them. That's
what your engine does. It sucks in the Fast and Slow in the air and uses
gasoline to separate them. The Fast goes to the wheels via the transmission
and stuff. The Slow goes out the exhaust pipe. Ever wonder why your car
won't go at all without gasoline? It can't split the Fast and Slow!
And that emmissions control stuff is so that we don't create an imbalance of
Fast and Slow in the atmosphere. That helps prevent Global Slowing.
Hope that clears things up fo ryou.
Mark :^)
On 31-Aug-97, Chris Prugh wrote:
>Brian,
>Shall we tell them all about the paper you're working on re: Fast being the
>absence of slow.
>(remember the vacuum guage on the Capri). Maybe you can include a wiring
>diagram for the go-fast switch in the final revision of your paper.
>Chris Prugh
>72 Spitfar
>Morgan Hill, CA
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>From: Brian W. Neuschwander[SMTP:bwnbcg@sjm.infi.net]
>Sent: Sunday, August 31, 1997 9:07 AM
>To: Triumphs
>Subject: Dark Suckers
>Sometime back a list member was looking for the Dark Sucker Paper from
>Bell Labs. Well, here it is:
> DARK SUCKERS
>Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers
>For years it has been believed that electric bulbs emitted light.
>However, recent information from Bell Labs has proven otherwise.
>Electric bulbs don't emit light, theysuck dark. Thus they now call these
>bulbs dark suckers.
>The dark sucker theory, according to a Bell Labs spokesperson, proves
>the existence of dark, that dark has mass heavier than that of light,
>and that dark is faster than light. The basis of the dark sucker theory
>is that electric bulbs suck dark. Take for example the dark suckers in
>the room where you are. There is less dark right next to them than there
>is elsewhere. The larger the dark sucker, the greater its capacity to
>suck dark. Dark suckers in a parking lot have a much greater capacity
>than the ones in this room. As with all things, dark suckers don't last
>forever. Once they are full of dark, they can no longer suck. This is
>proven by the black spot on a full dark sucker. A candle is a primitive
>dark sucker. A new candle has a white wick. You will notice that after
>the first use, the wick turns black, representing all the dark which has
>been sucked into it. If you hold a pencil next to the wick of an
>operating candle, the tip will turn black because it got in the path of
>the dark flowing into the candle. Unfortunately, these primitive dark
>suckers have a very limited range. There are also portable dark suckers.
>The bulbs in these can't handle all of the dark by themselves, and must
>be aided by a dark storage unit. When the dark storage unit is full, it
>must be either emptied or replaced before the portable dark sucker can
>operate again.
>Dark has mass. When dark goes into a dark sucker, friction from this
>mass generates heat. Thus it is not wise to touch an operating dark
>sucker. Candles present a special problem, as the dark must travel in
>the solid wick instead of through glass. This generates a great amount
>of heat. Thus it can be very dangerous to touch an operating candle.
>Dark is also heavier than light. If you swim deeper and deeper, you
>notice it gets slowly darker and darker. When you reach a depth of
>approximately fifty feet, you are in total darkness. This is because the
>heavier dark sinks to the bottom of the lake and the lighter light
>floats to the top. The immense power of dark can be utilized to man's
>advantage. We can collect the dark that has settled to the bottom of
>lakes and push it through turbines, which generate electricity and help
>push it to the ocean where it may be safely stored. Prior to turbines,
>it was much more difficult to get dark from the rivers and lakes to the
>ocean. The Indians recognized this problem, and tried to solve it. When
>on a river in a canoe traveling in the same direction as the flow of the
>dark, they paddled slowly, so as not to stop the flow of dark, but when
>they traveled against the flow of dark, they paddled quickly so as to
>help push the dark along its way.
>Finally, we must prove that dark is faster than light. If you were to
>stand in an illuminated room in front of a closed, dark closet, then
>slowly open the closed door, you would see the light slowly enter the
>closet, but since the dark is so fast, you would not be able to see the
>dark leave the closet.
>In conclusion, Bell Labs stated that dark suckers make all our lives
>much easier. So the next time you look at an electric bulb remember that
>it is indeed a dark sucker.
>--
>Brian W. Neuschwander
>Beach City Gas Station
>Santa Cruz, California
>1979 Spitfire, 1965 Spitfire, 1963 Consul Capri
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