One morning a son got up and was leaving the house with a hand full of
chicken wire. His father said, "Son, where are you going?"
The son replied, "I'm going to catch me some chickens."
The father said, "Son, you can't catch chickens with chickenwire."
But the son insisted that he knew what he was doing. Later on that day,
the son came home with two chickens in his hand. The father thought,
"I guess he knows what he's doing."
The next morning, the son got up with some duck tape. The father said,
"Son, where are you going?"
The son replied, "I'm going to catch some ducks."
The father yelled, "YOU CAN'T CATCH DUCKS WITH DUCK TAPE!!!" The son
insisted that he knew what he was doing. Later on that day the son came
home with two ducks under each arm. The father thought, "Damn, I guess
he does know what he's doing!!"
The next morning the son got up with a hand full of pussywillows. The
father said, "Hold up, son, let me put on my shoes!"
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God says to Adam "I have some good news and some bad news, what do you
want to hear first?"
Adam says "Tell me the good news first."
God says "I'm going to give you a penis and a brain. You'll derive from
these, great pleasure and great intellect."
Adam replies, "Wonderful! But what's the bad news?"
God says, "I'm only going to give you enough blood supply to work one at
a time."
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