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Re: Questions to ponder

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Subject: Re: Questions to ponder
From: LeBrun@hii.hitachi.com
Date: Thu, 06 Jun 96 10:44:01 PST
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before  
getting out of the water? 
 
 
How can there be self-help "groups"? 
 
 
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? 
 
 
If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his "hands"  
with soap? 
 
 
If someone has a mid-life crises while playing hide & seek,  
does he automatically lose because he can't find himself? 
 
 
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill 
himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 
 
 
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them  
would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure? 
 
 
Is there another word for synonym? 
 
 
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they  
do "practice"? 
 
 
Just "before" someone gets nervous, do they experience  
cocoons in their stomach? 
 
 
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their  
picket signs? 
 
 
When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant  
to be thrown away? 
 
 
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he  
wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting? 
 
 
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? 
 
 
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? 
 
 
Why do they report power outages on TV? 
 
 
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers  
aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11? 
 
 
If you lick the air, does it get wet? 
 
 
If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like? 
 




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