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Re: Fwd: Fw: Men's Perspective

To: "M.Hesselink" <M.Hesselink@chello.nl>,
Subject: Re: Fwd: Fw: Men's Perspective
From: "DT Gebhard" <kimkell@decaturnet.com>
Date: Tue, 5 Sep 2000 09:17:17 -0500
Mike and List:
Sorry to lose another good member...it's happening waaaaaaay to often these
days.......
            Dave
----- Original Message -----
From: M.Hesselink <M.Hesselink@chello.nl>
To: Nolan Penney <npenney@mde.state.md.us>
Cc: <Spitfires@autox.team.net>
Sent: Tuesday, September 05, 2000 8:40 AM
Subject: Re: Fwd: Fw: Men's Perspective


>
> OK Guys, that's it.
>
> I joined this list in the hope to learn something about my Spitfire, but
if you guys keep insisting on
> littering my mailbox with this kind of crap, I clearly came to the wrong
place.
>
> I'm out of here.
>
> And If I may make a suggestion to at least some of you: GET A LIFE!!!!!
>
> You've got a nice car, go out and drive it, or something....
>
> Goodbye,
>
> Marc
>
> Nolan Penney wrote:
>
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> > Subject: Fw: Men's Perspective
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> > TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE FROM A MAN WHO'S HAD ENOUGH . . .
> >
> > Learn to work the toilet seat.  If it's up, put it down.
> >
> > If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
> > expect us to act like soap opera guys.
> >
> > Don't cut your hair.  Ever.  Long hair is always more attractive
> > than short hair.  One of the big reasons guys fear getting married
> > is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck
> > with her.
> >
> > Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
> > if we can find the perfect present yet again!
> >
> > If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
> > answer you don't want to hear.
> >
> > Sometimes, we're not thinking about you.  Live with it.  Don't
> > ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
> > discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster =
> > trucks.
> >
> > Sunday =3D sports.  It's like the full moon or the changing of the
> > tides.  Let it be.
> >
> > Shopping is not a sport, and no, we're never going to think of
> > it that  way.
> >
> > When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
> > fine.   Really.
> >
> > You have enough clothes.
> >
> > You have too many shoes.
> >
> > Crying is blackmail.
> >
> > Ask for what you want.  Let's be clear on this one:  Subtle
> > hints don't work.  Strong hints don't work.  Really obvious hints
> > don't work.  Just say it!
> >
> > No, we don't know what day it is.  We never will.  Mark
> > anniversaries on the calendar.
> >
> > Peeing standing up is more difficult. We're bound to miss
> > sometimes.
> >
> > Most guys own three pairs of shoes-what makes you think we'd be
> > any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good
> > with your dress?
> >
> > Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
> > question.
> >
> > Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
> > That's what  we do.
> >
> > Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
> >
> > A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.  See a doctor.
> >
> > Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
> >
> > Check your oil.
> >
> > It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz
> > together.  No, it doesn't matter which quiz.
> >
> > Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
> > All comments become null and void after 7 days.
> >
> > If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
> > ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
> >
> > Let us ogle.  We're going to look anyway; it's genetic.
> >
> > You can either tell us to do something OR tell us how to do
> > something but not both.
> >
> > Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
> > commercials.
> >
> > ALL men see in only 16 colors.  Peach is a fruit, not a color.
> >
> > If it itches, it will be scratched.
> >
> > Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
> >
> > If we ask what's wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
> > nothing's wrong.   We know you're lying, but it's just not worth
> > the hassle.
> >
> > What the hell is a doily?
> >
> >
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