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Re: Porch!

To: Laura Gharazeddine <Laura.G@141.com>
Subject: Re: Porch!
From: Joe Curry <spitlist@gte.net>
Date: Fri, 25 Jun 1999 14:03:59 -0700


Laura Gharazeddine wrote:
> 
> > >-was going 19 miles over the limit but gave me a ticket for 4!
> 

Joe Replied: 

> >If he does show up, you can plead that 4 mph
> > over the speed limit is completely ridiculous and speedometers are
> > typically off more than that.


Laura retorted:
 
> But, we both know that I was doing more than 4 mph...I don't get it?

Joe's pointed comeback is:

Laura,
The time it takes to get the case to court (if it ever gets there)
allows the memory to fade.  Yours won't because that is the only ticket
you got .  His on the other hand will because it gets mixed up with
countless others he wrote that day  and those that follow.  Plus, if he
wrote down 4 mph over, it means 4 mpg over.  We all know that cops don't
lie, right?

Joe


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