> > 3 corporate lessons everyone must know!
> >
> > Lesson #1
> >
> > A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
> > A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and
> > do nothing all day long?"
> > The crow answered: "Sure, why not."
> > So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.
> > All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
> >
> > Moral of the story is:
> > To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
> >
> > Lesson #2
> >
> > A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
the
> > top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
> > "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
> > "They're packed with nutrients."
> > The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him
> > enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
> > The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
> > Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of
the
> > tree.
> > Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the
> > tree.
> >
> > Moral of the story:
> > Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
> >
> > Lesson #3
> >
> > A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird
> > froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there,
a
> > cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in
> > the pile of cow dung, it began to realise how warm it was. The dung was
> > actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon
began
> > to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
> > investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the
> > pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
> >
> > The morals of this story are:
> > 1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
> > 2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
> > 3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut.
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