Gordon Bird wrote:
>
> Well, that might work if you could get it through the metal
> detectors. Detroit Metro is the only place I would suspect it could
> get through. <g>
>
I would worry about the oil leaks... they may call a doctor!
Eric
'68MGB MkII
>
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> >
> > One of the airlines is currently offering a "Fly Anywhere"
> > price of $99.00, I
> > think. Why not just put the engine in a wheelchair, wrap it
> > in a blanket,
> > and put a hat on top. Then buy a ticket, and at the gate, roll the
> > wheelchair up to the flight attendent. For good effect, lift
> > the hat a
> > little and give the engine a kiss goodbye.
> >
> > Make sure to tell the attendent that Granny sleeps very
> > soundly, and she may
> > be like a dead weight to lift into a seat. Maybe they'll
> > leave her...er,
> > it...in the wheelchair.
> >
> > Then just have the recipient meet the plane at the airport.
> >
> > Well, it's worth a try!
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