On Wed, Jul 28, 1999 at 09:18:19PM -0500, Thomas James Pokrefke, III wrote:
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> 1. NEVER, EVER, EVER drive your MGB in a heatwave without a shirt
> without the prior judicious application of sunblock. Typically, I would
> advise against shirtless driving anyway, but it was hot, I was driving
> past cotton fields, and I had already sweated through my t-shirt.
The weekend of my 21st birthday there was a Healey convention in Mt. Shasta.
My very fair skinned redheaded girlfriend and I drove back from Mt. Shasta
to Davis, on my Birthday with the top down. It was aobut a 3 hour drive.
She was so roasted from the trip I spent the night of my 21st Birthday
alone. And btw, Davis (a college town near Sacramento) is absolutely
dead on Labor Day weekend. I tried going to a couple bars (alone),
but they were all practically deserted.
>
> 2. One day, I'm going to write a book about billboards in front of
> churches. The one I saw today should probably get 1st place:
>
> "And you think it's hot here?"
>
My favorite was "Getting on your knees will put you in good standing".
I certainly don't think they intended it to mean what went through
my mind.
lrc
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