Hey! We're not the only ones!...got this on the "just4laughs" joke list. I
have niether the time nor inclination to insert the appropriate names/terms,
but it IS quite fitting and funny.
>
> RX-7 Mailing List Posting Form
> <Quite Funny>
>
>This was written for the Internet mailing list for RX-7s. If you have
>ever subscribed to one of these lists, you know how much bandwidth the
>wankers on the list waste. You may not know what some of the RX-7
>stuff is, or who some of the people are, but a lot of it applies to
>almost any list. You could probably even adapt it for a lot of other
>lists.
>
> RX-7 Mailing List
> Posting Form
>
>
> I am posting for the purpose of:
>
> [ ] Rehashing a topic that was beaten to death two months ago
> [ ] Bragging about the size of my package
> [ ] Dispersing non-RX-7 content
> [ ] Demonstrating a lack of knowledge of punctuation or grammar
> (also known as showing I am a super-deaf!!!!!!!,
> cold-chillin'!!!!!, super-slamming!!!!! bad-@ss m****
> f*****!!!!!?????!!!!!!)
> [ ] PROVING MY "CAPS LOCK" KEY IS STUCK, AND MY "!" KEY
>REPEATS!!!!!!!
> [ ] Showing I can't read an FAQ [ ] Inciting every single other list
> member to send a "me too" message [ ] Selling overpriced used parts [
> ] Advertising stuff my RX-7 business is selling, despite the fact
> that it is against list policy
> [ ] Demonstrating that I don't know the difference between a G-Tech
> and a G-spot (or how to use either)
> [ ] Demonstrating that I just got email capability, and boy is it
> cool! (or kewl or kewel or whatever)
> [ ] Sending a joke that's been around forever
> [ ] Complaining about someone else's waste of bandwidth or lack of
> RX-7
> content while contributing nothing myself
>
>
> The subject is:
>
> [ ] Virus (hoax)
> [ ] Virus (probably hoax)
> [ ] Non-automotive joke
> [ ] Favorite song to which to wank
> [ ] Those kooky, nutty Brady Bunch kids!
> [ ] Incorrectly identified on the subject line
> [ ] Not related to the body of the message
> [ ] I refuse to use the [1] [2] [3] convention
> [ ] How much is my car worth?
> [ ] Those really swell Miller Lite commercials by Dick
> [N/A] RX-7 related
> [ ] What's a subject?
> [ ] Covered in an FAQ
> [ ] Re: Digest #___
>
>
> I am (check all that apply):
> [ ] An athiest
> [ ] A democrat
> [ ] A libertarian
> [ ] A republican
> [ ] Not registered to vote
> [ ] A sixth grade graduate
> [ ] Contemplating learning how to spell
> [ ] Paying too much for insurance for my car
> [ ] Unconcerned that the US government spends more
> in an hour than I will make in my lifetime
> [ ] Using this list as a forum for furthering my
> cause or beliefs
> [ ] Other______________
> (Contributed by Felix Miata)
>
>
> The large Kanji character painted on my hood means:
>
> [ ] Feel the power in my victory (from an actual ad
> in Sport Compact Car)
> [ ] My genitals swell with pride at the machoness
> of my car
> [ ] Bite the wax tadpole
> (No offense to any of our Asian listeners out there.
> Check out the "Rice Boy" Web site. An Asian guy
> created it to make fun of the guys who do all of the
> "looks" mods to their cars but have no idea how to
> make a car perform.)
>
>
> I spanked a:
>
> [ ] Mustang [ ] Corvette [ ] Trans Am [ ] 300Z
> [ ] Camaro [ ] Porsche [ ] '73 Pinto [ ] Viper
> [ ] NSX [ ] Myself [ ] Other _____________
>
> by: [ ] 1 car length [ ] 2 car lengths [ ] 3+ car lengths
>
>
> My car is faster than:
>
> [ ] Jim LaBreck [ ] Brooks Weisblat [ ] Carlos Iglesias
> [ ] Trev's [ ] Kevin's [ ] Adam's
> (contributed by Carl Houseman)
>
>
> My car gets the following miles to the gallon:
>
> [ ] 0 - 5
> [ ] 6 - 10
> [ ] 11 - 15
> [ ] 16 - 20
> [ ] 20+
>
>
> My car has the following miles on the clock:
>
> [ ] 0 - 10,000
> [ ] 10,001 - 50,000
> [ ] 50,001 - 100,000
> [ ] 100,001+
>
>
> I got a speeding ticket for:
>
> [ ] 10 over
> [ ] 20 over
> [ ] 30 over
> [ ] I am posting from a jail cell
>
>
> My favorite nickname for a Mustang is:
>
> [ ] Rustang [ ] Mufftang
> [ ] Mustank [ ] Other _________
>
>
> I named my:
>
> [ ] Car [ ] Right hand
> [ ] Unit [ ] Tools
>
>
> My car's color is:
>
> [ ] White [ ] Black [ ] Grey [ ] Blue
> [ ] Yellow [ ] Red [ ] Several of the above
> [ ] All of the above [ ] Other _____________
> [ ] an important determinant of how quickly my car can do the 1/4 mile
> (Felix Miata contributed this one)
>
>
> I would like to take your time to flame:
>
> [ ] Kevin [ ] John [ ] Tuck
> [ ] Robert Eaton [ ] Jim LaBreck
> [ ] Other _____________
>
> (Insert standard flame here. Non-standard flames are not acceptable.)
>
> [X] My computer will not send mail containing flames
> directly to the individual; only to the list
>
>
> The new RX-7 will be (choose one from each column):
>
> [ ] a '98 [ ] based on the RX-01 [ ] I have no solid info
> [ ] a '99 [ ] a re-intro of the 3rd gen but will post anyway
> [ ] a '00 [ ] a rotary Miata
>
>
> My favorite song to which to, uh, ahem, ummm, drive is:
>
> [ ] Anything by Vanilla Ice
> [ ] By an artist that is so cool I am sure you have
> not heard of him/her
> [ ] I Touch Myself, by the DiVinyls
>
>
> My stereo:
>
> [ ] Can be heard by cars 1/3 mile in front of or behind me
> [ ] Requires several extra alternators on my engine
> [ ] Goes to eleven
> (some contributed by Felix Miata)
>
>
> I am including:
>
> [ ] Forwarded text not marked with the ">" convention to
> designate included text
> [ ] The entire post to which I am replying, including
> non-relevant content
> [ ] The entire digest version of the day's mailings
> [ ] The contents of my disk drive
> [ ] The contents of our LAN file server
> [ ] An archive of the entire Internet
>
>
> It will be in the following format:
>
> [ ] HTML for those who do not have mail readers capable of it
> [ ] One copy each of the same message in Text and HTML
> [ ] uuencoded
> [ ] Audio, video, and other non-text formats
> [ ] All of the above, with a few GIFs and JPEGs for good measure
>
>
> Adam is:
>
> [ ] A farmer [ ] A rich boy [ ] A jagoff
> [ ] Spoiled [ ] Given an allowance [ ] All of the above
>
>
> Subscription:
>
> [ ] How do I unsubscribe
> [ ] Help! How do I unsubscribe
> [ ] How do I get off this list
> [ ] I didn't save the first message I received telling me how to
> unsubscribe, even though it said to save it
> [ ] I didn't read the message at the bottom of each posting I
> receive that tells me where to send administrative requests
> [ ] Extra copies of how to subscribe/unsubscribe to the list
>
>
> My tires have been on my car:
>
> [ ] under 10,000 miles
> [ ] 10,000 - 20,000 miles
> [ ] 20,001 - 30,000 miles
> [ ] 30,001 - 40,000 miles
> [ ] 40,001 - 50,000 miles
> [ ] over 50,000 miles
> [ ] I don't know
>
>
> Microsoft:
>
> [ ] Sucks
> [ ] Does not
> [ ] Does too
> [ ] Does not
>
>
> My exhaust tip is:
>
> [ ] The size of a manhole cover
> [ ] Bigger than yours
> [ ] Is not
> [ ] Is too
> [ ] Is not
> [ ] Mine has two tips!
>
> Me too!!!!:
>
> [ ] I love Boy George too!!!!
> [ ] I can't drive 55 either!!!!
> [ ] I hate Mustangs, too!!!!!
> [ ] I want to say piss-tons, too!!!
> [ ] I don't want to add useful information or
> discussion to this list either!!!
>
>
> Miscellaneous:
>
> [ ] Nitto tires [ ] Nology wires [ ] Slick 50
> [ ] Snake oil [ ] Me too!!!!
> [ ] How much is a new engine
>
>
> About This Checklist (must choose one):
>
> [ ] This checklist doesn't apply to me (and I am including
> it in its entirety to prove it)
> [ ] This checklist offends me (but doesn't apply to me)
> [ ] I was touching myself while I surfed the 'net for nudie
> pictures and found this form by mistake
>
>
> Signature:
>
> [ ] HTML for those who do not have email readers capable of it
> [ ] Much bigger than my actual post (not counting the entire
> digest which I included)
> [ ] An audio file
> [ ] Racist, sexist, or offensive to certain religions
> [ ] The entire bill of materials required to build an RX-7
> down to the smallest nuts and bolts
>
> _________________________
>
> Guidlines for posting:
>
> o Please discontinue the posting of original content.
> o Only submit via this form.
> o Please include this checklist in its entirety. Do not
> delete non-relevant portions.
> o List members must submit this form at least four times
> per day. Do not change responses from post to post.
> o All responses will be tallied, analyzed, and collated,
> but no useful statistics will be given. Instead, all posts
> will be forwarded in their entirety to each member of the list.
>
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