Why not feed them some cat food laced with rat poison?
On Thu, 17 Oct 1996, Ken Boetzer wrote:
> > From mgs-owner@autox.team.net Thu Oct 17 11:20:25 1996
> > To: british-cars@autox.team.net, CREICHLE@nsc.msmail.miami.edu,
> mgs@autox.team.net
> > Subject: RE: Damn Cats!
> >
> > Chris,
> >
> > Get a couple of traps.......
> >
> > Bob Mullins
> >
> Snip of original cat problem statement
>
> Chris,
>
> Another option is get your own LARGE nonneutered cat. He will not allow such
>nonsense
> in his territory. The pound will have lots of them. Of course he may, like
>mine, decide
> there are two favorite sleeping places 1) The foot of your bed 2) The package
>tray in
> the rear of the MGB. The upside is I don't have others hanging around messing
>with the
> area. Even though he has been fixed. :-0 It sounds like your place is the
>designated
> common area. It belongs to all and none, so they play their games at your
>house.
>
> Mommy can I go over to Chris' house and spray?
>
> Ken
>
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