How about these!!!
MGB Major Garbage Box
Many Garage Bays
More Green Backs
Missing Good Brakes
Must Get Better
More Gears Broken
Must Get Brains
TRIUMPH The Rust Is Usually More Present Here
> From mgs-owner@autox.team.net Fri Aug 2 13:00:19 1996
> Date: Fri, 2 Aug 1996 11:50:40 -0500 (CDT)
> From: Kenji Seto <kseto@litwin.com>
> To: MG list <mgs@autox.team.net>
> Subject: Automobile Acronyms (fwd)
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> Anyone care to make an entry for MG, Triumph, etc.?
>
>
> ---------- Forwarded message ----------
> >
> >Automobile Acronyms
> >
> > AUDI
> > Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
> > Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
> >
> > BMW
> > Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
> > Big Money Works
> > Bought My Wife
> > Brutal Money Waster
> >
> > BUICK
> > Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
> >
> > CHEVROLET
> > Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
> > Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
> >
> > DODGE
> > Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
> > Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
> >
> > FIAT
> > Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
> > Fix It All the Time
> > Fix it again, Tony!
> >
> > FORD
> > backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
> > First On Recall Day
> > First On Rust and Deterioration
> > Fix Or Repair Daily
> > Found On Road, Dead
> > Fault Of R&D
> > Fast Only Rolling Downhill
> > Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
> > Funny Old Rebuilt Dodge
> >
> > GM
> > General Maintenance
> >
> > GMC
> > Garage Man's Companion
> > Got A Mechanic Coming?
> > General Messy Crap
> >
> > HONDA
> > Had One Never Did Again
> >
> > HYUNDAI
> > Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
> >
> > MAZDA
> > Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
> >
> > OLDSMOBILE
> > Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every
> > day.
> > Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
> > Equipment
> >
> > SAAB
> > Send Another Automobile Back
> > Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
> >
> > TOYOTA
> > Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
> >
> > VOLVO
> > Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
> >
> > VW
> > Virtually Worthless
> >
> >
>
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