Anyone care to make an entry for MG, Triumph, etc.?
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>Automobile Acronyms
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> AUDI
> Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
> Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
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> BMW
> Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
> Big Money Works
> Bought My Wife
> Brutal Money Waster
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> BUICK
> Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
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> CHEVROLET
> Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
> Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
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> DODGE
> Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
> Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
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> FIAT
> Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
> Fix It All the Time
> Fix it again, Tony!
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> FORD
> backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
> First On Recall Day
> First On Rust and Deterioration
> Fix Or Repair Daily
> Found On Road, Dead
> Fault Of R&D
> Fast Only Rolling Downhill
> Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
> Funny Old Rebuilt Dodge
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> GM
> General Maintenance
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> GMC
> Garage Man's Companion
> Got A Mechanic Coming?
> General Messy Crap
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> HONDA
> Had One Never Did Again
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> HYUNDAI
> Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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> MAZDA
> Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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> OLDSMOBILE
> Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every
> day.
> Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
> Equipment
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> SAAB
> Send Another Automobile Back
> Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
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> TOYOTA
> Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
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> VOLVO
> Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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> VW
> Virtually Worthless
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