An Amish boy and his father were in a mall.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw,
but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could
move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,
"Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life,
I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching, a very fat
lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and
pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled
between them into a small room. The walls closed.
The boy and his father watched the small circular numbers
above the walls light up sequentially until it reached the
last number, and then began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous
24-year-old blonde stepped out.
The father said quietly to his son, "Go get your mother."
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