Subject: Flight attendants
What the hell? The attendants have gotten old and haggard looking. They
don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? Replace flight
attendants with strippers. The strippers would double, triple, perhaps
quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the
cabin. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing
naked women. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country
would start flying again hoping to see naked women. Hijackings would come
to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenue.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
disclaimer: To all the Snopes.com police, Bill probably didn't say this- :>)
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