Why is there braille on drive-thru banking lanes?
P.J.Aeckerlin wrote:
> Why do people order a Double Cheeseburger, a Large French Fried and a
> Diet Coke?
>
> Why do you have to close Windows by pressing the START button?
>
> Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring and the dishwashing
> soap with real lemon juice?
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> Why can't women apply eyeliner with their mouth closed?
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> Why is a pizza delievred to your door faster than a 911 ambulance?
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> Why are syringes sterilised for euthanasia?
>
> When flying is considered safe, why is the arrival hall called
> 'terminal'?
>
> Why do we press the remote control buttons harder when the batteries
> are nearly empty?
>
> How have the signs 'Do not walk on the grass' been put up?
>
> Why do sheep not shrink when it rains?
>
> When I buy a new boomerang, how do I get rid of the old one?
>
> Why have shops 'open 24 hrs' doorlocks?
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> Jack Aeckerlin, The Netherlands
> 1964 BJ8 29432
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