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To: Healeys <healeys@autox.team.net>
Subject: Friday funnies
From: "P.J.Aeckerlin" <j.aeckerlin@tiscali.nl>
Date: Fri, 22 Jul 2005 14:50:24 +0200
Why do people order a Double Cheeseburger, a Large French Fried and a 
Diet Coke?

Why do you have to close Windows by pressing the START button?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring and the dishwashing 
soap with real lemon juice?

Why can't women apply eyeliner with their mouth closed?

Why is a pizza delievred to your door faster than a 911 ambulance?

Why are syringes sterilised for euthanasia?

When flying is considered safe, why is the arrival hall called 'terminal'?

Why do we press the remote control buttons harder when the batteries are 
nearly empty?

How have the signs 'Do not walk on the grass'  been put up?

Why do sheep not shrink when it rains?

When I buy a new boomerang, how do I get rid of the old one?

Why have shops 'open 24 hrs' doorlocks?

Jack Aeckerlin, The Netherlands
1964 BJ8 29432




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