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Subject: THE OIL SHORTAGE

   
 
THE OIL SHORTAGE 

A lot of folks can't understand 
how we came to have 
an oil shortage here in America. 
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Well, there's a very simple answer. 
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Nobody bothered to check the oil. 
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We just didn't know we were getting low. 
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The reason for that is purely geographical. 
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Our OIL is located in 
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Alaska 
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California 
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Oklahoma 
and 
TEXAS 
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Our 
DIPSTICKS 
are located in 
Washington DC