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Re: Canadian National Anthem

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Subject: Re: Canadian National Anthem
From: dg50@daimlerchrysler.com
Date: Mon, 2 Oct 2000 15:03:17 -0400
(To the tune of "Our Country 'Tis Of Thee")

Our country reeks of trees
Our yaks are really large
And they smell like rotting beef carcasses

And we have to clean up after them
And our saddle sores are the best
We proudly wear women's clothing
And searing sand blows up our skirts

And the buzzards circle overhead
Poisonous snakes will devour us whole
Our bones will bleach in the sun

And we will probably go to <fart>
And that is our great reward
For being the loyal
Candian Kilted Yaksmen!

Done FROM MEMORY, dammit. :)

And now, with a little help:

            Sheila: Times have changed
                              Our kids are kids are getting worse
                              They won't obey their parents
                              They just want to fart and curse!

                              Sharon: Should we blame the government?

                              Liane: Or blame society?

                              Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?

                              Sheila: No, blame Canada!

                              Everyone: Blame Canada!

                              Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
                              And flappin' heads so full of lies

                              Everyone: Blame Canada! Blame Canada!

                              Sheila: We need to form a full assault

                              Everyone: It's Canadas fault!

                              Sharon: Don't blame me
                              For my son Stan
                              He saw the darn cartoon
                              And now he's off to join the Klan!

                              Liane: And my boy Eric once
                              Had my picture on his shelf
                              But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!

                              Sheila: Well, blame Canada!

                              Everyone: Blame Canada!
                              It seems that everythings gone wrong
                              Since Canada came along
                              Blame Canada!
                              Blame Canada!

                              Some Guy: They're not even a real country anyway

                              Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a 
lawyer it's true
                              Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue

                              Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
                              Should we blame the fire?
                              Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

                              Sheila: Heck no!

                              Everyone: Blame Canada!
                              Blame Canada!

                              Sheila: With all their hockey hubbabaloo

                              Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray, too

                              Everyone: Blame Canada!
                              Shame on Canada
                              The smut we must stop
                              The trash we must smash
                              Laughter and fun
                              must all be undone
                              We must blame them and cause a fuss
                              Before someone thinks of blaming 
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!

DG


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