Is this what y'all were asking for?
KeS
> -----Original Message-----
> From: owner-autox@autox.team.net [mailto:owner-autox@autox.team.net]On
> Behalf Of John Coffey
> Sent: Thursday, July 01, 1999 16:59
> To: autox@autox.team.net
> Subject: Grid Routines
>
>
> And now for something completely different...
>
> Here's my routine when getting into the car on grid at an autocross:
>
> 1. Get in the car.
> 2. Strap myself in (5 point harness).
> 3. Realize the keys to the car are in my front pocket.
> 4. Unstrap.
> 5. Get out of the car and get the keys out of my pocket.
> 6. Get in the car.
> 7. Strap myself in.
> 8. Put the keys in the ignition.
> 9. Notice my helmet sitting on the passenger floor.
> 10. Unstrap.
> 11. Put the helmet on the passenger seat.
> 12. Strap myself in.
> 13. Notice the driver's door is still open.
> 14. Wonder why the guy next to me on grid thinks this is so funny.
> 15. Unstrap.
> 16. Close the driver's door on the lap belt.
> 17. Try to strap back in.
> 18. Open the door to free up the lap belt.
> 19. Strap myself in.
> 20. Notice the driver's door is still open.
> 21. Start getting irritated at guy next to me on grid who is cackling like a
> chicken.
> 22. Put helmet on head, scraping glasses down nose and onto the floor.
> 23. Take helmet off.
> 24. Unstrap.
> 25. Pickup glasses.
> 26. Strap myself in.
> 27. Notice my helmet sitting on the passenger floor.
> 28. Decide the guy next to me on grid is having a coronary by the way he's
> twitching and jerking.
> 29. Unstrap.
> 30. Put the helmet on my head.
> 31. Try to strap myself in but I can't see the latch because of the helmet.
> 32. Take helmet off, carefully putting it on the passenger seat.
> 33. Strap myself in.
> 34. Starting to hope the coronary the guy is going through finishes soon.
> 35. Put helmet on.
> 36. Notice glasses on passenger side of dash.
> 37. Unstrap.
> 38. Put glasses on.
> 39. Strap myself in.
> 40. The guy next to me must be dead 'cuz I can't see him sitting up in the
> car anymore.
>
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> John Coffey
> johncof@ibm.net
>
>
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