National Tour Entry Form
Note: If you're filling out this form, there's really very little (and
we mean VERY little) chance you will be allowed to enter, because we
have already invited everybody (and we really mean EVERYbody) who has
any business running in a National Tour. However, if you insist on
thinking wishfully, fill out this form and send it to us, and if we just
can't manage to get enough REAL drivers to enter your class, we'll let
you know. And we really mean WE'LL LET YOU KNOW. Don't call us. Don't
write us. And especially don't email us or even THINK of mentioning this
on team.net, because we're watching. If you piss us off, you can just
kiss your chances of ever entering a major event goodbye.
NAME_________________________
What was that name again?_____________________________
Are you sure? We've never heard of you. Please provide three references
who are somebody:
1_______________________________________
2_______________________________________
3_______________________________________
Address_________________________________
Phone___________________________________
Car Make___________ Model_____________ Year
Make of Tires (like it matters)______________
National trophies won (which we know you haven't, since we didn't invite
you)_____
Notable Solo II Accomplishments (try to make us laugh, it's your best
shot)_
List Sponsors and amounts they will be paying us ___________________
Attach Complete Resume
Mail us the form - there's no rush, really - and we'll, ahhh, file it.
Yeah, that's it, it'll be in the, uhhh, file.
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