Farzaan Kassam writes...
>I have to share some of my excitement with you. This >past sunday, I was
>given the opportunity to drive the world's fastest
>autocross vehicle, Joe
>Cheng's Phantom Special.
I see. They have lured in another one. First it was Cliff Loh. Then me. And
now, Farzaam. Joe Cheng is slowly infiltrating the spread of that terrible
disease, Phantomitus.
It's been a year since I was exposed to this virus. I go through periods of
remission, but then, sometimes, without warning, I have these terrible
flashbacks. I have taken to other extreme sports, just to attempt to
recreate the euphoria. Two weekends ago, in a fit of weakness, I attempted
white water river rafting... without a guide... It didn't work. Now I'm
going to go to Poland. Why? Because I don't speak Polish. I don't understand
their ways. It's going to be the scariest two weeks of my life. I hope it
can match the fear I experienced driving the Phantom.
If this doesn't work, I'm going to jump out of an airplane.
This is all Joe Cheng's fault, that evil, evil man. If you are ever invited
to drive the Phantom, I urge you, URGE you to decline the offer, and then
RUN!
Katie Kelly
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