Sign up this act for the talent show in Topeka!
>From: Randy Chase <randyc2@home.com>
>Reply-To: Randy Chase <randyc2@home.com>
>To: autox@autox.team.net
>Subject: Re: Money
>Date: Fri, 26 May 2000 10:20:12 -0700
>
>NRA? Even sounds like SCCA.
>
>With apologies to Meredith Wilson and The Music Man.
>
>"Cash for the SCCA Merchandise....
>But he doesn't know the territory!
>What is he selling? Trombones?
>No! Peavey Guitars. He's a music man.
>But he doesn't know the territory!"
>
>*******
>"Friends, the idle brain is the devil's playground, trouble!
>
>Yes we got trouble...right here in Colorado. That's trouble that starts
>with a T, and rhymes with a P...and that stands for ProSolo...
>
>Trouble...my friends.
>
>Watch for the tell-tale signs of corruption
>The minute your spouse leaves the house
>does he adjust the tire pressures on his car?
>Does he have that tell tale "helmet head" look?
>Old BFG stickers hidden in the garage, waiting for a comeback?
>Is he starting to talk about Huck and Chuck?
>Are certain words creeping into his conversation?
>Words like... Tunnell?
>And... 'stupid course designer'?
>Well if so, my friends...
>
>Yes we got trouble...right here in Colorado. That's trouble that starts
>with a T, and rhymes with a P...and that stands for ProSolo..."
>
>*******
>(from The Wells Fargo Wagon)
>Oh oh...the Challenge Sheets are...coming down to me,
>I wish, I wish that it could be.
>Oh oh..the top 32 drivers get to run again...
>I go faster on Sunday, wait and see.
>
>Here comes Howard and Sandy, telling us my tale of woe.
>I am in 34th and not close enough. I am, not going to go.
>Time to pack up and leave. Time to say farewell.
>But just in case, I will enter the Bonus race. Hey..what the hell.
>
>Oh oh, the Bonus challenge people are...being picked,
>I wish, I wish... it was me.
>Oh oh, it's only a free entry and a...Peavey guitar,
>But it's a trophy and the guitar's free.
>
>Yes, I hear my name called out. King Howard has spoken.
>This time, I will do better, this time, there will ne no choking.
>But...I am gridded against Todd....in that pretty M3.
>Damn, he is fast....I know I have my work cut out for me.
>
>Oh oh, the trick here is to...out think your foe.
>I tell him how slow... I expect to go.
>Oh oh...the trick here is to make it seem like,
>This is, your first ProSolo.
>
>*****
>brake a little, shift a little....
>brake a little, shift a little...."
>
>Sorry, I like musicals. 8-) I will go get more coffee and contemplate if
>hitting send was really a good idea.
>
>Randy Chase
>Neons don't crash into Neons, drivers do.
>You can have my aftermarket shiftknob when you pry it from my cold dead
>fingers.
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