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How
Cold
Is
It?
by Don Haugen | |
| 60 degrees F | Californians put on their sweaters (if they can fine one in their waredrobe!). |
| 50 degrees F | Miami residents turn on their heat. |
| 40 degrees F | You can see your breath. Californians shiver uncontrollably. Minnesotans go swimming. |
| 35 degrees F | Italian cars won't start. |
| 32 degrees F | Water freezes. |
| 30 degrees F | You plan your vacation to Austrailia. Minnesotans put on T-shirts. Politicians begin to worry about the homeless. English cars don't start. |
| 25 degrees F | Boston water freezes. Californians weep pitably. Minnesotans eat ice cream. Canadians go swimming. |
| 20 degrees F | You can hear your breath. Politicians begin to talk about the homeless. New York City water freezes. Miami residents plan vacation further south. |
| 15 degrees F | French cars don't start. You plan a vacation to Mexico. Your cat insists on sleeping in bed with you. |
| 10 degrees F | Too cold to ski. You need jumper cables to get the car going. |
| 5 degrees F | You plan your vacation in Houston. American cars won't start. |
| 0 degrees F | Alaskans put on T-shirts. Too cold to skate. |
| -10 degrees F | German cars don't start. Eyes freeze shut when you blink. |
| -15 degrees F | You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo. Arkansans stick tongue in metal objects. Miami residents cease to exist. |
| -20 degrees F | Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you. Politians actually do something about the homeless. Minnesotans shovel snow off roof. Japanese cars don't start. |
| -25 degrees F | Too cold to think. You need jumper cables to get the driver going. |
| -30 degrees F | You plan a two-week hot bath. The mighty Monogahela freezes. Swedish cars don't start. |
| -40 degrees F | Californians disappear. Minnesotans button top button. Canadians put on sweater. Your cat helps you plan trip south. |
| -50 degrees F | Congressional hot air freezes. Alaskans close the bathroom window. |
| -80 degrees F | Hell freezes over. Polar bears move south. |
| -90 degrees F | Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets. |
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