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</o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]--></head><body lang=EN-US link=blue vlink=purple><div class=WordSection1><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"'>That’s the second one like that from New England! Either you guys are very romantic or you are great at excuses…..<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"'>Jonas Payne deserves credit for </span><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"'>“I was doing an aggressive 10 MPH”, “Wardrobe Malfunction”, “Pilot Error” and (my favorite), “Congenital Defect”<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"'>And I love Randall Reihing’s “</span><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:black'>That bee's family found out where I lived and was waiting for me...................”<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:black'>Seriously, guys, I have had over 30 replies (some are 1:1 and some copied to the list) and I have spent an hour this morning chuckling over them as I drink my coffee. Hilarious ! Thank you for making my day !<br><br>Andrew<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><div><div style='border:none;border-top:solid #B5C4DF 1.0pt;padding:3.0pt 0in 0in 0in'><p class=MsoNormal><b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"'>From:</span></b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"'> TERRY SMITH [mailto:terryrs@comcast.net] <br><b>Sent:</b> Thursday, May 03, 2018 8:10 AM<br><b>To:</b> Andrew Uprichard; triumphs@autox.team.net<br><b>Subject:</b> Re: [TR] It's a guy thing.....<o:p></o:p></span></p></div></div><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p><span style='font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#333333'>I was dying to get home to you, honey.<o:p></o:p></span></p><blockquote style='margin-top:5.0pt;margin-bottom:5.0pt'><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:12.0pt'>On May 2, 2018 at 4:01 PM Andrew Uprichard <auprichard@uprichard.net> wrote:<o:p></o:p></p><div><p class=ox-18a71f4042-msonormal>I have a long, winding driveway as we are set back about a quarter-mile from the road. So as I pulled in tonight in my small-mouth TR3 I squealed the tires most of the way from the road to the house – where my lovely wife was standing outside the front door. She didn’t say anything until about an hour later when she casually remarked, “was there any particular reason you squealed the tires from the road to the house?” If there is an acceptable answer to such a question, could someone provide it so I have it in my armamentarium? <span style='font-family:Wingdings'>J</span><o:p></o:p></p><p class=ox-18a71f4042-msonormal> <o:p></o:p></p><p class=ox-18a71f4042-msonormal>First reply: “It’s a guy’s way of checking the tires are inflated correctly”<o:p></o:p></p><p class=ox-18a71f4042-msonormal> <o:p></o:p></p><p class=ox-18a71f4042-msonormal>Andrew Uprichard<o:p></o:p></p><p class=ox-18a71f4042-msonormal>Jackson, Michigan<o:p></o:p></p></div></blockquote><p class=default-style><span style='font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#333333'><br> <o:p></o:p></span></p><blockquote style='margin-top:5.0pt;margin-bottom:5.0pt'><p class=MsoNormal><br>** triumphs@autox.team.net **<br><br>Donate: http://www.team.net/donate.html<br>Archive: http://www.team.net/archive<br>Forums: http://www.team.net/forums<br>Unsubscribe/Manage: http://autox.team.net/mailman/options/triumphs/terryrs@comcast.net<o:p></o:p></p></blockquote></div></body></html>