[TR] a piece of string

[Dave1massey at cs.com]

In a message dated 11/19/2007 1:28:18 PM Central Standard Time, 
lherault at bu.edu writes: 
> How long is a piece of string?  Twice the distance from the middle to one
> end.  And before anyone else asks how far can a dog run into the woods, I'll
> tell you that he can only run half way in because after that he is running
> out of the woods.  
> 
> Ron (I've got a million of 'em) L
> 
Is one of them "If a man says somethign in the forest and his wife is not 
there to hear him, is he still wrong?"

Dave