[Spridgets] It might be too good to drive your BE in this weather

[dwoerpel]

Gary,
Well said!  That qualifies to be in the Burlington(WI) Liars Club!!
Except for one teensy little problem....where's the lie?!

Here's a game!  Let's see how the list can change this to apply only to 
our LBC's.

I'll start:

It's so hot out that all my bootleg rubber reproduction parts melted and 
split!
Oh wait, they did that at 80* in my garage after 2 months.

DW
Burlington WI

On 8/1/2012 1:12 PM, gary majewski wrote:
> Begin forwarded message:
>
>>>
>>> IT'S SO HOT in WISCONSIN
>>>
>>> .....the birds have to use potholders to  pull the worms out of the ground.
>>> .....the trees are whistling for the  dogs.
>>> .....the best parking place is determined  by shade instead of distance
>>> .....hot water comes from both  taps.
>>> .....you can make sun tea  instantly.
>>> .....you learn that a seat belt buckle  makes a pretty good branding iron.
>>> .....the temperature drops below 90 F and  you feel a little chilly.
>>> .....you discover that in July it only  takes two fingers to steer your
> car.
>>> .....you discover that you can get  sunburned through your car window.
>>> .....you actually burn your hand opening  the car door.
>>> .....you break into a sweat the instant  you step outside at 7:30 A.M.
>>> .....your biggest motorcycle wreck fear  is, "What if I get knocked out and
> end up lying on the pavement and cook to  death"?
>>> .....you realize that asphalt has a liquid  stage.
>>> .....the potatoes cook underground, so all  you have to do is pull one out
> and add butter.
>>> .....the cows are giving evaporated  milk.
>>> .....farmers are feeding their chickens  crushed ice to keep them from
> laying boiled eggs.