[Spridgets] Non Spridget - carpal tunnel surgery

[Jim Johnson]

My brother said he has a dog with no nose.

"No nose?" I exclaimed, "How does he smell?"..

"He smells awful!"  (chigga boom).



A friend stated that he has an uncle who lives in Alaska.

"Nome?" I asked.

"Of course I know him. He's my uncle!"

(chigga boom)


Merry Christmas everyone!


On Sat, Dec 24, 2011 at 8:46 PM, Robert Duquette <
RobertDuquette at sympatico.ca> wrote:

> > My sense of humor can sometimes get me in trouble.
> >
> > The resident Dr was in talking to me a couple of days after the surgery
> and
> he was telling me that I basically had a new heart and could live a
> 'normal'
> life.
> >
> > I asked the Dr if 'normal' meant that I could run 5 miles in an hour on
> the
> treadmill and he said that yes, I could work back up to that.  Before I
> could
> stop myself I then asked if I would be able to play piano.  He said there
> was
> no reason why not. I then replied 'great, 'cause I couldn't before'.
> Thankfully he appreciated the humour ...
> >
> > Robert
> > Sent from my device that doesn't pay me to advertise for them.
> >
> > On 2011-12-17, at 4:21 PM, Billy Zoom <billyzoom at billyzoom.com> wrote:
> >
> >>> 10 days since my right hand surgery
> >> Have you tried playing guitar yet?
> >> ------------------------
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