[Spridgets] 1911 lathe

[Shop at " Just Brits "]

Frank's Monday Schedule:

1]   Donut shop [7 doz. - **WHY** isn't he a goomba?] --->
2]  See goomba that has the CRANE Co. & arrange time & date
............for Med. Tonnage/long reach machine. (1 doz.)
3]  See goomba at Fire House & arrange for Aerial Truck with
............man-power to cut hole [Fire Saw WAY faster then my chink
............sh*t 'saw' & Fire Truck Ladder is WAY safer than my chink
............ladder is] in roof, 2nd floor & 1st floor. (2 doz.)
............_**REMEMBER**_ to go to donut shop before Fire Truck Arrives
............(2 doz. + coffees)
4] See goomba at lumber yard & arrange delivery of materials
............to repair roof & both floors.  P/U cribbing/shim for lathe
............installation. (1 doz.)
5] See goomba roofer & set-up repair date.  (1 doz.)
6] See goomba Building Inspector & shoot the sh*t. (2 doz.)
7] See goomba Son & get Donut Money !!!!
8] See goomba Tavern Owner, buy him one then borrow HIS phone
............and call Goombas # 2, 3, 4, 5, & 6 [# 7 can buy his own] & ask
............to tavern for "a couple" [spend MORE than Son's Donut $ was].
8a]  Call goomba Wine Shop Owner & have GOOD bottle delivered
............to florist.
8b]  Call goomba Florist & arrange for wine & BIG, BEAUTIFUL
............flower arrangement delivered WITH card saying:
............" I luv U, Diane."
8c]  Call [asian] cab for ride home = $$$$$ -:(:(:(.
9]  Listen to TAPS (maybe?) !!!!!!!!!
The End

Anon