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[Peter Caldwell]

(purloined from the Experience forum)   Peter C

<http://lincoln.craigslist.org/cto/2055978842.html>http://lincoln.craigslist.org/cto/2055978842.html 


Chick Magnet - $3500 (Lincoln)
Date: 2010-11-12, 7:34AM CST
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This car is a total chick magnet. Driving this car is like walking 
through the park with a new puppy or someone else's baby. That is why 
i have to get rid of it. Every time I drive this car women get in 
line to follow me home. Not only do they follow me home many stay and 
offer to clean my house and do my laundry. Many have offered to have 
a baby for me and I cannot even begin to tell you how many meals are 
left on my door step. My wife is getting mad. Not only does this car 
have the chick magnet feature, it also has given me the ability to 
see the future and the power of invisibility. Before owning this car 
I was just a regular Joe who was down on his luck. Now I have it all! 
a sweet job that pays a ton, a sexy woman that promises not to leave 
me if I sell the MG, and too many kids to count! This 1976 MG midget 
is the sweetest thing since sliced bread. She has a butt load of new 
parts and runs like chickens from a fox. If you are ready to change 
your life give me a call 402-499-7685