[Spridgets] Priceless (No LBC)

[Larry Macy]

I had a blast at my 30th. When I was in school, I was an anti social member of
the gymnastics team. For gymnastics, hair was worn short, like military short.
At the 30th, I had all this long glorious hair, not tied back and I had more
than one person ask who the H am I?? Too much fun to be had.

Larry
Gimme me a head with hair, long beautiful hair, shining, streaming, streaming
flaxen waxen.


On Feb 23, 2010, at 11:41 AM, Jim Johnson wrote:

> My 50th High School Class reunion is coming up in a couple of years.  In
> thinking about attending I realized that there will be nobody there except
a
> bunch of old people.....
>
> Cheers!!
> Jim
>
> On Tue, Feb 23, 2010 at 10:05 AM, Larry Daniels
> <ladaniels at sbcglobal.net>wrote:
>
>> Damn it, Dave, that is way to true to be funny.
>>
>> LAD
>>
>> --------------------------------------------------
>> From: "Dave Yealy" <lbc at littlebitcountry.com>
>> Sent: Tuesday, February 23, 2010 9:13 AM
>> To: <spridgets at autox.team.net>
>> Subject: [Spridgets] Priceless  (No LBC)
>>
>> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND
>> THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL... YOU'LL LOVE THIS
>> ONE .
>>
>>
>>
>> MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY
>> FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED
>> HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
>>
>> SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE
>> SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.
>> COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?
>>
>> UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS
>> BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD
>> TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
>>
>> AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN
>> PARK HIGH SCHOOL .
>>
>> 'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
>>
>> 'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.
>>
>> HE ANSWERED , 'IN 1975... WHY DO YOU ASK?'
>>
>> 'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.
>>
>> HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
>>
>> THEN, THAT UGLY,
>>
>> OLD,
>>
>> BALD,
>>
>> WRINKLED,
>>
>> FAT ASS,
>>
>> GRAY-HAIRED,
>>
>> DECREPIT
>>
>> SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,
>>
>> 'WHAT DID YOU TEACH ???
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> --
> Cheers!!
> Jim
> In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a
> shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress."
>       John Adams
>       US diplomat & politician (1735 - 1826)
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Larry Macy
78 Midget

Keep your top down and your chin up.

Larry B. Macy, Ph.D.
lmacy at phillymgclub.com
Secretary
Philadelphia MG Club

One of these days, you'll look back on all this, and plow into a parked car.