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[Jim Johnson]

 Jeff Gordon fires entire pit crew!

This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the
government's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.The decision to hire them
was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from
Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without
proper equipment, whereas Gordon's exist ing crew could only do it in 8
seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was
thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most
races are won or lost in the pits.

However-Gordon got more than he bargained for At the crew's first practice
session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in
under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme,
altered the Vin number, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a
bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.