[Spridgets] Some Weather Information for you - No LBC

Jim Johnson bmwwxman at gmail.com
Wed Apr 1 21:16:09 MST 2009


65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Montana plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Montana sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Montana drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Montana throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Montana have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above zero:
People in Miami all die.
Montanans close the windows.

Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Montana get out their winter coats.

10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Montana are selling cookies door to door.

20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Montana let the dogs sleep indoors.

30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Montanans get upset because they have trouble starting their snowmobiles.

40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Montana start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'

50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Montana public schools will open 2 hours late.
Except in Cut Bank, Montana where schools will open only an hour late


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Cheers!!
Jim - an unapologetic capitalist
"'Need' now means wanting someone else's money. 'Greed' means wanting to
keep your own. And 'Compassion' is when a politician arranges the transfer."
-  Joseph Sobran


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