[Spridgets] Senior Drivers

Paul Herder p.herder at cox.net
Mon Sep 22 16:07:58 MDT 2008

Okay, what is he driving?

Starts out in a Jaguar, gets stopped in a Corvette?


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A senior citizen drove his brand new Jaguar convertible out of the
Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing
through what little hair he had left.

'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-5, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights
flashing and siren blaring.  He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.
Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing?  I'm too old for this,' and pulled
to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his
watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes.  Today is Friday.  If you
can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you

The old gentleman paused.  Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a
Trooper.  I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.

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