[Spridgets] LHC - Little LBC content

[Michael Rowe]

Everyone should note that the Large Hadron Collider at CERN (big, new 
particle accelerator) started up yesterday and the earth did not collapse 
into a black hole.  There have been no particle collisions yet, so maybe the 
end of the world is still to come.

The guy in Hawaii who is suing CERN to prevent the end of the world will 
probably be unsuccessful.  I should point out that he was also unsuccessful 
in suing Brookhaven National Laboratory to prevent the Relativivistic Heavy 
Ion Collider from causing the end of the world eight years ago.  But that 
was before I started messing with LBC's, so maybe this one will be 
different.  Otherwise, we will just have to wait and consult with Father 
Jack.

The world is full of wackos.  Sprititeers are a miniscule portion of the 
total.

Michael Rowe
'74 Midget
Long Island, NY