[Spridgets] Speaking Italian - No LBC ( Humour? )

Robert Duquette robertduquette at sympatico.ca
Mon Jan 21 10:07:18 MST 2008


A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in 
animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their 
conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of 
the men say the following:

''Emma come first. I come. Dennis come and Dennis come again. I come again. 
Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come 
once-a-more.''

''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country 
we don't talk about our sex lives in public.''

''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to 
spella Mississippi.''


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