[Spridgets] Lanuage

[RampantNM at aol.com]

In a message dated 1/17/2008 6:22:52 PM Mountain Standard Time,  
spridgets-request at autox.team.net writes:

Southern:

Hey girl, woudya grab them pliars in the trunk?   Hand me another Bud while 
you are  there......babe!



Canadian:
Get me the 7/16ths wrench from  the trunk.

-----Original Message-----
From: Jim  Johnson


"Walk about the near-side wing and retrieve the 7/16  spanner in the boot,
please". How do you say that in American, German,  Dutch, Spanish,  Japanese,
Chinese......etc...






"ve haf ways of making you get the wrench"  German
 
"Please Mr. German, make them get the wrench, or I'll cut my ear off"   Dutch
 
"Yo quiero el pinchy pliars Jose y un cervesa por favor"   Spanish
 
"Ah sooo...please to hand me the wrench we copied from the British"   Japanese
 
"&%$$#$%^ give me another 7/16th, the last one doesn't fit and the  first 
three broke"  Chinese
 
Regards,

Robert B. Houston

74.5 MGBGT
73 MG  Midget

As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual  Skinners Union
carburetors in his vintage MG, highly functional yet  pleasingly formed, 
perched prominently on top of the intake manifold, aching for  experienced hands, 
the small knurled caps of the oil dampeners begging to be  inspected and 
adjusted as
described in chapter seven of the Haynes shop  manual.




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