[Spridgets] Ten Thoughts For 2008

[Larry Daniels]

FW: Ten Thoughts For 2008Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008

Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.

Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to
use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ....Not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.

Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
 It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial
tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2008: We know exactly where one cow with
Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America
but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and
terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.



"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers.
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow".