[Spridgets] You might be a sprite driver if...

[p.herder at cox.net]

.if your spell-check doesn't question Spridget or Bugeye when you send
e-mails!

Paul Herder
66 Sprite

---- RampantNM at aol.com wrote:
> In a message dated 2/5/2008 9:22:40 PM Mountain Standard Time,
> spridgets-request at autox.team.net writes:
>
> YOU  MIGHT BE A SPRITE DRIVER IF.1.  You think of 1275cc's as 'the  big
> engine.'2.  You have ever tried to draft behind a bicycle.3.   You don't
see
> what's so funny about driving around with your turn signal on  all day. 4.
> You've ever thought seriously about making a parking space  under a semi
> trailer.5.  You wait for a long weekend before checking  the pressure in
the
> spare.6.  You've ever lost the brakes but didn't  notice until you got home.
> 7.
> You've ever been pulled over and warned that  the freeway is for motorized
> vehicles only. 8.  You turn on the heater  fan when your spouse complains
> about
> the cold, despite the fact that you  know it will make exactly zero
> difference.9.  You and only one friend  have successfully push-started the
> car,
> going uphill.10. (Your entry for  the tenth and best/final/supreme answer
for,
> You might be a Sprite Drive  If.)
>
>
>
>
>
> You have Peter Caldwell and Ed Kaler's number on speed dial...(or Moss and
> VB, but I didn't want Frank out after me with the nail gun).
>
> Regards,
>
> Robert B. Houston
>
> 74.5 MGBGT
> 73 MG  Midget
>
> As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual  Skinners Union
> carburetors in his vintage MG, highly functional yet  pleasingly formed,
> perched prominently on top of the intake manifold, aching for  experienced
hands,
> the small knurled caps of the oil dampeners begging to be  inspected and
> adjusted as
> described in chapter seven of the Haynes shop  manual.
>
>
>
>
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