[Spridgets] YOU MIGHT BE A SPRITE DRIVER IF contest

[Glen Byrns]

You might be  Sprite driver if someone at work needs a 1/2" wrench and 
you instinctively reach for your front pants pocket.

.if you've lied to your spouse about the funny smell in the oven or 
dishwsher.

.if everyone at work can tell your parking space when you're gone.

..if you instinctively look into backyards and driveways when you walk 
the dog.

..if you've convinced your spouse that "Vizards" IS a coffee table book.

..when acne-boy at the local NAPA cringes when you drive up.

..when your daughter catches you attempting to double-clutch her Camry.

guilty of all the above..
Glen Byrns