[Spridgets] Thoughts for the Midget 50th

[Peter Shull]

Living in Portland, Oregon, I'd vote for this option. One question, though 
... is Poopsie a dog or an East Coast Midget driver we've yet to meet?

Pete


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Kathryn Bales" <kgb at frontiernet.net>
Cc: "Spridgets" <spridgets at autox.team.net>
Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2008 3:38 PM
Subject: Re: [Spridgets] Thoughts for the Midget 50th


> It seems that events of this type are always held east of the Mississippi. 
> Can't you Easterners put on your spurs, load your Uzis and head out to the 
> Wild West for once?  Our Indians are now fairly tame, and rarely take 
> scalps or burn wagon trains, and the roads are paved all the way to the 
> Pacific Ocean.
>
> I have a friend who is the vice president of a major casino chain, and I 
> can offer hotel rates that will more than offset any potential increase in 
> gas prices, and excellent food that will even suit those who are on a 
> budget.
>
> We have miles of twisty roads to enjoy that go up into alpine scenery that 
> most people never believe would exist in the desert. Parking lots are safe 
> all night long, with no danger of cars being stolen or broken into.  For 
> that matter, the streets are safe all night long if a wife needs to walk 
> Poopsie at 0300.
>
> There is a beautiful city park that is perfect for a show & shine and BBQ, 
> provided someone with muscle would be willing to load my two big BBQs in 
> the back of my truck.  A large lake is available 15 miles out of town that 
> would also be a great spot for a BBQ, and have the addition of water for 
> those who can't wait to see Brad in a Speedo and me in a bikini.
>
> I have just about any tool needed for those who might want to do repairs 
> while here, and the local NAPA dealer gives me a great discount and can 
> overnight just about anything in.
>
> Kate