[Spridgets] Retirement Planning - NLBC - 401-Keg Plan

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Retirement  Planning
  
If you had purchased $1000.00 of  Nortel stock one year ago, it would
Now would be worth  $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had  $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had  less than $5.00 left.
If you bought $1000 of Delta Air  Lines stock you'd have $49.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00  worth of beer one year ago,
Drank all the beer, then turned in  the cans for the aluminum
recycling: You would have had  $214.00.
  
Based on the above, the best  current investment advice is to drink
heavily and  recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

       
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