[Spridgets] Phrases only acceptable on Thanksgiving / No LBC / No Dumbass Politics

Larry Daniels ladaniels at sbcglobal.net
Tue Nov 20 20:58:23 MST 2007

FW: Phrases only acceptable on ThanksgivingOK, all you guys who think it is
your God-given right to hijack this list with your politics.  Here, enjoy this
and try not to piss off the rest of us car guys who joined the list to talk
about cars and not piss off our friends on the list with your political crap.

It seems from Robert's and Hal's and other's posts recently that the rest of
us have finally had enough of your crap.  Get it?  Knock it off.  You don't
own this list.  It is NOT your right to bombard this car list with your

Is it time to call a truce here?  Off topic stuff is fine -- until you start
pissing off other listers with your divisive political bent.

Can we try to respect each other's feelings just for a while?  Who knows, it
might even become a habit.

Phrases only acceptable on Thanksgiving

Talk about a huge breast!
Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
It's Cool Whip Time!
If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
Whew, that's one terrific spread!
I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
Are you ready for seconds yet?
It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
Don't play with your meat.
Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
You still have a little bit on your chin.
How long will it take after you stick it in?
You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
How long do I beat it before its ready?
I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

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