[Spridgets] New Technology

Robert Bruce Evans b-evans at earthlink.net
Tue Nov 13 10:02:54 MST 2007


Paul Asgeirsson wrote:  " Don't worry, this won't work against our
Spridgets or Morrises!!   http://tinyurl.com/3666jh ."

Thank you for sharing that with us AND THE WORLD, Paul!  You have managed
in one simple little post to increase the world-wide competition for and
value of our cars.  No longer will the enthusiasts like Frank be able to
pick up an old clunker Midget that barely runs and restore it to its former
glory.  Oh, no, thanks to you, a bunch of swarthy foreign-looking strangers
will evil-appearing eyes will be out there trying to find one of our cars
that just runs in order to apply them to their nefarious deeds.  And as
they run out of these kind of cars, they must escalate their purchases of
better and better cars until the last concours winning Sprite or Midget has
been used as a vehicle to transport their weapons not only of old-fashioned
C-4, but RDX, PETN, HMX, as well!

Truly, Paul, all of mankind owes you something for your instruction of
those who would destroy the Freedom and Liberty of all Peace-Loving Mankind
who struggle to be free of the Tyranny of 
ariah Law!

Be assured, they will NEVER gain possession of my beloved Sprite!  IT will
never be a threat to the humanity you put in peril, Paul!

In the words of that Great Marine, "Shaaame, shaaame!"

Buster Evans 


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