[Spridgets] Spridget racing in the wet

[David Lieb]

> My second wife and I have a pre-nup that states there will be no divorce.
> However, she has the understanding that she could end up in the 
> woodchipper
> and I'll make bitch jerky out of her and feed her to the 5 dogs.
>
> Ain't love grand?

Having met the two of you, I would lay odds on the existence of a clause
stipulating that the jerky be made of the biggest jerk...