[Spridgets] Use your cell phone driving...

[Robert Bruce Evans]

Brad Fornal wrote:  "I know a girl that changed her clothes while driving."

Idiots I have seen;

.     ---A bonehead with his newspaper spread out on the steering wheel as
he barreled down the freeway!
.     ---(Many times) Dumb broads peering into the rear view mirror while 
using eyelash curlers!
.     ---(Many times) Other dumb broads applying mascara, lipstick, eye
shadow with their eyes glued on the rear view mirror!
.     ---All kinds of people trying to read a book while driving!
.     ---A guy getting head from his girlfriend while driving his Sprite.  
Hmmmmm.  Forget that one.
.     ---A woman turned around in her seat, trying to beat her kids while
driving!

Buster