[Spridgets] Use your cell phone driving...

[Robert Bruce Evans]

Jim Johnson wrote:  "A certain percent of drivers involved in accidents
were distracted as the scratched their a$$. Therefore, we'll all be a lot
safer when people with an a$$ are forbidden to drive."

You just don't understand, Jim!  *Why* do they scratch their a$$?  
Obviously, Jim, you do not get the point.  They *are* rotten azzholes, they
itch so they scratch!  Where *is* your compassion?

RB