[Spridgets] Team Death Trap Lost

[Wm. Severin Thompson]

Ed... I mean, Potsie, ... I mean Flash,

You've really jumped the shark (2nd "Happy Days" reference for those
counting during this discourse) with that obscure Matt Roloff stuff. It
isn't going to strike a chord with old folks like me (and the rest of this
list) . But, if goats, "dwarfs", and Blow Up Betty trip your trigger, have
at it son.
	
-----Original Message-----
From: spridgets-bounces+wsthompson=thicko.com at autox.team.net
[mailto:spridgets-bounces+wsthompson=thicko.com at autox.team.net] On Behalf Of
Flash.
Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2007 4:15 PM
To: Spridget List
Subject: Re: [Spridgets] Team Death Trap Lost

You really broke the mold with that comeback.  Perhaps sometime you
can tell everyone what bottles of ether and "the dream farm" have in
common, Matt Roloff.

On 8/29/07, Wm. Severin Thompson <wsthompson at thicko.com> wrote:
> Flash,
>
> "Inflate-a-Date" blow up dolls (with French and Greek features) don't
> qualify as a "real girl".
>
> Be careful on her PSI.
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: spridgets-bounces+wsthompson=thicko.com at autox.team.net
> [mailto:spridgets-bounces+wsthompson=thicko.com at autox.team.net] On Behalf
Of
> Flash.
> Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2007 4:01 PM
> To: Spridget List
> Subject: Re: [Spridgets] Team Death Trap Lost
>
> Um, I play WOW, and I have sex with a real girl.  Have you ever been
> to a miata meet?  The WOW kids have nothing to be embarassed of.
>
>
> On 8/29/07, Bill Gilroy <wmgilroy at gmail.com> wrote:
> > This message is overdue.  Several people have asked if we made it into
the
> > Red Bull soapbox derby.  The answer is no.  People are asking why we
lost.
> > They want to know how, after we massed an army of people who voted each
> day
> > why did Team Death Trap still lose?  There was a fundamental flaw in our
> > plan, so basic, that we were doomed from the start.  The "Death Trap
Army"
> > was made up of people like you and I.  We go to work, we drink, we work
on
> > cars, have families, and most important we can have sex.  It turns out
> that
> > the winning team, "The Rust Rockets" voters were made up of a bunch of
> > nerds, who play the online game, "World of Warcraft".    Think pasty
nerds
> > who never leave the computer, never see the daylight, have no personal
> > friends, never talked to a girl and most important, never have sex.  You
> > can't compete against an army of gaming nerds.   So the reason we lost
is
> > the "Death Trap Army" was much to normal.  Thanks for voting, the first
> beer
> > is on me, now go have sex.
> >
> > Bill "the loser" Gilroy