[Spridgets] Team Death Trap Lost

[Wm. Severin Thompson]

Flash,

"Inflate-a-Date" blow up dolls (with French and Greek features) don't
qualify as a "real girl".

Be careful on her PSI.


-----Original Message-----
From: spridgets-bounces+wsthompson=thicko.com at autox.team.net
[mailto:spridgets-bounces+wsthompson=thicko.com at autox.team.net] On Behalf Of
Flash.
Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2007 4:01 PM
To: Spridget List
Subject: Re: [Spridgets] Team Death Trap Lost

Um, I play WOW, and I have sex with a real girl.  Have you ever been
to a miata meet?  The WOW kids have nothing to be embarassed of.


On 8/29/07, Bill Gilroy <wmgilroy at gmail.com> wrote:
> This message is overdue.  Several people have asked if we made it into the
> Red Bull soapbox derby.  The answer is no.  People are asking why we lost.
> They want to know how, after we massed an army of people who voted each
day
> why did Team Death Trap still lose?  There was a fundamental flaw in our
> plan, so basic, that we were doomed from the start.  The "Death Trap Army"
> was made up of people like you and I.  We go to work, we drink, we work on
> cars, have families, and most important we can have sex.  It turns out
that
> the winning team, "The Rust Rockets" voters were made up of a bunch of
> nerds, who play the online game, "World of Warcraft".    Think pasty nerds
> who never leave the computer, never see the daylight, have no personal
> friends, never talked to a girl and most important, never have sex.  You
> can't compete against an army of gaming nerds.   So the reason we lost is
> the "Death Trap Army" was much to normal.  Thanks for voting, the first
beer
> is on me, now go have sex.
>
> Bill "the loser" Gilroy